It turns out it is not an it, but a boy. It’s got a baby penis and everything.

It turns out it is not an it, but a boy. It’s got a baby penis and everything.

straightedgemeansimbetterthanyou:

I can’t.
funnyandhilarious:

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memeguy-com:

Just washing the dog

memeguy-com:

Just washing the dog

lolfactory:

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Soooo I just feel fatter and hungry like all the goddamn time. I still haven’t felt any movement and I’m 16 weeks already…. getting really fucking nervous. I mean I made it this far, so it must be going okay. Right!?!?!
Idk…. but the weight gain is unreal.
Mostly I’m just anxious for September. I wanna know what it is… maybe it’ll feel more real and I’m not just getting fat for no reason! -.-

Pregnancy trimesters (A summary)
1st trimester: "This fucking sucks. I'm going to die. Make it stop."
2nd trimester: "Oh, this isn't THAT bad..."
3rd trimester: "This fucking sucks. I'm going to die. Make it stop."

Oh god. Work kicks my ass. My butt hurts all the dang time. Walking so much. I literally walk 16,000 steps on average at my job. I know because of my pedometer!
One night I walked 20,000…. like can I get award for that!?!
I love my job though…. it makes ya think about others and I need that. Sometimes I get too into my head about me, me, me, and my problems and yatatata….

puregag:

All you have to say to someone when they question your American flag clothing.

puregag:

All you have to say to someone when they question your American flag clothing.