Pregnancy trimesters (A summary)
1st trimester: "This fucking sucks. I'm going to die. Make it stop."
2nd trimester: "Oh, this isn't THAT bad..."
3rd trimester: "This fucking sucks. I'm going to die. Make it stop."

Oh god. Work kicks my ass. My butt hurts all the dang time. Walking so much. I literally walk 16,000 steps on average at my job. I know because of my pedometer!
One night I walked 20,000…. like can I get award for that!?!
I love my job though…. it makes ya think about others and I need that. Sometimes I get too into my head about me, me, me, and my problems and yatatata….

puregag:

All you have to say to someone when they question your American flag clothing.

puregag:

All you have to say to someone when they question your American flag clothing.

memeguy-com:

GTA logic

memeguy-com:

GTA logic

memeguy-com:

I work in produce at a grocery store Found a pepper that was half red and half green This was my coworkers immediate thought

memeguy-com:

I work in produce at a grocery store Found a pepper that was half red and half green This was my coworkers immediate thought

I would love to play Silent Hill, but just not alone. Doesn’t seem like a game you want to play alone… or with the volume on.

trolliweirdlyawesome:

I used to think nothing tasted better than Orca in the spring, until now.

trolliweirdlyawesome:

I used to think nothing tasted better than Orca in the spring, until now.

Why so evil looking!? 
Next month I get to find out this lil monster’s gender. Can’t wait till September 15!!!!!!!

Why so evil looking!?
Next month I get to find out this lil monster’s gender. Can’t wait till September 15!!!!!!!